WORDS TO THE MUSIC
I found my thrill on a Saturday night Then I found trouble in the pale bathroom light Reached for the roll like I always do Empty cardboard staring back at you Ain't no TP in this house Ain't no TP in this house I got love, I got bread, I got leftover grouse But there ain't no TP in this house Checked under the sink, checked the hall closet shelf Checked behind the towels, even blamed myself Kids say "not me," dog can't confess Now I'm bargaining hard in a moment of stress Ain't no TP in this house Ain't no TP in this house I got dreams, I got plans, I got leftover grouse But there ain't no TP in this house I'd trade my remote and my favorite chair For one soft roll and a little prayer Call it a lesson, call it a drought Never feel richer than when it runs out Ain't no TP in this house Ain't no TP in this house I got love, I got bread, I got leftover grouse But there ain't no TP No, there ain't no TP There ain't no TP in this house Ain't no TP
