WORDS TO THE MUSIC
I woke up in velvet with a sugar crash Castle full of mirrors and a frosting stash They taught me to hunger for a beating vein I tried it once—threw up in the drain I am not your tragedy, I am not your myth I am just a monster with a baking wish Don't call me broken just because I refuse Your dinner of horror and your midnight blues Don't want your blood, don't want your veins I want chocolate cake like a holy flood Keep your pale romance and your tragic fame I want powdered sugar spelling out my name Ah-ha, ah-ha, fangs in the glaze Chocolate cake forever, messy and crazed The coven holds meetings like a judgment choir She's soft, she's spoiled, she's lost the fire I wear black lipstick and a buttercream smear I haunt every bakery from here to next year If immortality means I must sip and pretend Then immortality can go choke on the end Don't call me broken just because I refuse Your dinner of horror and your midnight blues Don't want your blood, don't want your veins I want chocolate cake like a holy flood Keep your pale romance and your tragic fame I want powdered sugar spelling out my name Ah-ha, ah-ha, fangs in the glaze Chocolate cake forever, messy and crazed I want love that is loud, I want nights that are sweet Not a neck in an alley and a pulse and defeat If forever is empty, I'll fill it with cake Let the old gods gossip while I lick the plate I am still a vampire—just not your kind I drink what I choose and I leave blood behind Don't want your blood, don't want your veins I want chocolate cake like a holy flood Keep your pale romance and your tragic fame I want powdered sugar spelling out my name Ah-ha, ah-ha, fangs in the glaze Chocolate cake forever, messy and crazed Yeah—pass the cake