WORDS TO THE MUSIC

Lyrics

I replied-all to the whole office - That's Stoopey I hit snooze twice and missed the only meeting - That's Stoopey I locked the keys in, engine still running - That's Stoopey I waved at somebody who wasn't waving - That's Stoopey That's Stoopey, that's Stoopey Skipped the warning, caught a cold slap from reality That's Stoopey, that's Stoopey Everyday pain, comic catastrophe I wore white to dinner with a spaghetti plate - That's Stoopey I charged my phone with the cable that's fake - That's Stoopey I told myself "one episode" at 10 p.m. - That's Stoopey I checked the fridge three times like food might appear - That's Stoopey That's Stoopey, that's Stoopey Skipped the warning, caught a cold slap from reality That's Stoopey, that's Stoopey Everyday pain, comic catastrophe I thought the weather app would never lie - That's Stoopey I thought the group chat would stay between us - That's Stoopey I thought a thumbs-up meant they read it - That's Stoopey I held the door for a mannequin - That's Stoopey That's Stoopey, that's Stoopey Skipped the warning, caught a cold slap from reality That's Stoopey, that's Stoopey Everyday pain, comic catastrophe Yeah, that's Stoopey